FinDrake's Not-So-Secret Secret Policy

1. Welcome to the Financial Jungle

Imagine this in my voice - smooth as butter on a warm biscuit. Welcome to FinDrake, where we dive into financial wisdom and scatter it like treasure in a dragon's lair. This privacy policy is our promise to you, written in the stars and sealed with a dragon's scale.

2. The Treasure We Collect

Like a dragon with a nose for golden coins, we gather:

• Your name (unless you're in witness protection)
• Your email (dragon mail is so last century)
• How you use our calculators (we're curious like that)
• Cookies (the digital kind, not the ones in your treasure chest)

3. What We Do With Your Secrets

We use your information like a wizard uses spells - with purpose and flair:

• To make our calculators smoother than a dragon's polished scales
• To personalize your experience (we're not mind readers... yet)
• To whisper sweet financial nothings in your inbox
• To keep the legal griffins happy and off our backs

4. Fort Knox Ain't Got Nothin' on Us

We guard your data like a dragon guards its hoard. But remember, the internet is like a magical realm - always a wild card in play. We do our best, but we can't promise dragon-level security. We're good, but we're not "tame a wild dragon" good.

5. Our Friends in High (Tech) Places

We've got some tech-savvy wizards who help us keep FinDrake running smoother than a freshly minted gold coin. They've got their own privacy rules, probably written in runes or dragon tongue or something equally confusing.

6. The Winds of Change

Like a dragon's flight path, this policy might change. We'll update it faster than you can say "compound interest." Keep an eye out, or don't. We'll be here either way, like that old dragon sleeping on its pile of gold.

7. Dial D for Dragon... or Privacy Concerns

Got questions? Concerns? A hot treasure map tip? Reach out to us at privacy@findrake.com. We're all ears, unless it's during our afternoon nap. A financial dragon needs their beauty sleep, you know.